One marriage · Two portfolios · Zero chill
We are absolute financial geniuses.*
*Current performance: -0.55%. This claim has not been reviewed by anyone with a calculator.
Mike and an AI are attempting to turn $10,000 into more money than Julie can. We now publish every position, every reason, and every spectacularly premature victory lap.

The only numbers that actually matter
The marital scoreboard.
Performance, depicted without fraud
The line goes somewhere.
Current peak: $10,266.85. Current account: $9,944.59. Management has requested a less judgmental y-axis.
Every dot is a preserved portfolio snapshot. The vertical axis is return from the original $10,000—not a decorative bar chart and not a visualization of our self-esteem.
No euphemisms. No secret “mandates.”
Here is exactly what we own.
8 securities, $2,497.17 in cash, and enough confidence to classify a spreadsheet as proprietary research.
- Shares
- 25.129879
- Avg. cost
- $59.69
- Snapshot price
- $65.14
- Market value
- $1,636.96
- Weight
- 16.5%
- Profit / loss
- $136.96 · +9.13%
Energy profits and scarce physical supply can protect the portfolio when inflation or geopolitics make growth stocks remember that reality exists.
Oil weakness becomes durable, energy earnings roll over, and the stocks stop outperforming even when commodity prices stabilize.
- Shares
- 5.128206
- Avg. cost
- $294.68
- Snapshot price
- $289.04
- Market value
- $1,482.26
- Weight
- 14.9%
- Profit / loss
- -$28.92 · -1.91%
The remaining core depends on broader market participation and stable financing conditions. We removed one share on September 9 after the added breadth stage failed its price-and-credit test; the September 11 rebound has not restored the original repair levels.
The added stage has been removed. Continued weakness below $294 with deteriorating equal-weight participation and credit challenges the remaining core. Restoring the stage requires a recovery above $296 with improving breadth and financing conditions.
- Shares
- 7.467767
- Avg. cost
- $182.87
- Snapshot price
- $172.37
- Market value
- $1,287.22
- Weight
- 12.9%
- Profit / loss
- -$78.41 · -5.74%
Industrial spending, reshoring, infrastructure, and a broader economy can reward companies that manufacture objects too heavy to become an app.
Orders and guidance weaken while the sector breaks trend and starts losing to the broad market for reasons more serious than one ugly session.
- Shares
- 6.14817
- Avg. cost
- $162.65
- Snapshot price
- $165.36
- Market value
- $1,016.66
- Weight
- 10.2%
- Profit / loss
- $16.66 · +1.67%
People continue aging without first obtaining permission from the Federal Reserve, giving healthcare durable demand and useful defensive ballast.
Policy, earnings, or price evidence damages the defensive thesis and the sector loses both absolute and relative trend support.
- Shares
- 1
- Avg. cost
- $589.38
- Snapshot price
- $568.53
- Market value
- $568.53
- Weight
- 5.7%
- Profit / loss
- -$20.85 · -3.54%
AI-infrastructure demand and semiconductor earnings support a measured sector allocation. Recent TSMC revenue growth is encouraging, but financing conditions, capital intensity and more efficient AI architectures can change the payoff. The ETF spreads company-specific risk; it does not remove technology-sector risk.
A close below $545 while Nasdaq breadth and high-yield credit both weaken, or material deterioration in AI-infrastructure demand, ends or reduces the thesis. The September 11 last regular-session trade was $568.48, above the review level; this is not the final settled exchange close.
- Shares
- 2
- Avg. cost
- $274.34
- Snapshot price
- $256.71
- Market value
- $513.42
- Weight
- 5.2%
- Profit / loss
- -$35.26 · -6.43%
Amazon grew sales 20%, operating income 43%, and AWS 37%—its fastest cloud growth in 18 quarters. We added a second share on the post-earnings pullback, apparently establishing the world's smallest cloud-and-commerce conglomerate.
A high-volume close below roughly $255 challenges the post-earnings breakout. A failure through the pre-earnings region near $235.50, weaker AWS demand, or impaired operating guidance would normally end the thesis.
- Shares
- 1
- Avg. cost
- $427.50
- Snapshot price
- $495.65
- Market value
- $495.65
- Weight
- 5.0%
- Profit / loss
- $68.15 · +15.94%
Azure grew 43%, management guided to roughly 45% constant-currency growth, and the backlog showed that companies besides frontier AI labs are spending actual money. This is the sort of evidence that lets one share wear a very large ceremonial cape.
A heavy-volume close below roughly $410 challenges the post-earnings repricing; a return below the pre-earnings region near $390 normally ends the thesis unless the business evidence materially improves.
- Shares
- 1
- Avg. cost
- $457.00
- Snapshot price
- $446.80
- Market value
- $446.80
- Weight
- 4.5%
- Profit / loss
- -$10.20 · -2.23%
Western Digital grew revenue 44%, expanded non-GAAP gross margin to 54.4%, generated $1.28 billion of free cash flow, and guided the next quarter above the one it just reported. We waited through the opening plunge, then bought one share after the price reclaimed the premarket level on exceptional volume—an acquisition program of almost breathtaking moderation.
A close below $430 without a company-specific repair catalyst triggers reassessment; a decisive high-volume close below roughly $405, material estimate cuts, or evidence that margin and free-cash-flow improvement is not durable ends the starter thesis.
- Amount
- $2,497.17
- Buying power
- $2,497.17
- Portfolio weight
- 25.1%
- Daily drama
- 0.00%
The Fed, GDP, earnings, and geopolitics are all yelling at once. Cash lets us buy a real opportunity without first selling something in a panic.
If good opportunities appear and we keep admiring the cash, it stops being discipline and becomes cowardice wearing a lanyard.
Prices, market values, weights, and gains or losses are from the Robinhood snapshot shown above. They are not live quotes.
The whole strategy, translated into English
Our four allegedly brilliant ideas.
- 01
Stop worshipping giant tech.
We look for participation beyond giant technology companies, while keeping semiconductor and cloud exposure measured. Owning several tickers is not the same as owning several independent risks, despite what our stationery implies.
- 02
Own some things that exist.
Energy companies supply fuel, industrials make machinery, and storage hardware holds actual data. Useful products still need healthy earnings and sensible prices. Physical existence alone does not justify an infinite valuation.
- 03
Make the data prove it.
We want earnings, guidance, price trend, relative strength, and liquidity to point roughly the same direction before we trade. “It went down a lot” is not yet a doctoral thesis.
- 04
Keep ammunition.
Cash is 25.1% of the latest account snapshot. The reserve has to earn its place against investable alternatives; it is not a permanent excuse to admire the buy button from afar.
Recent activity, using recognizable nouns
What we actually did.
Reviewed the unchanged portfolio after CPI and the consumer survey
No new order was placed. The equity rebound did not restore small-cap repair levels, while the consumer survey showed higher inflation expectations. Amazon recovered above its price-review level and semiconductor/storage holdings remain above their recorded reassessment levels. The expired cash exception was reviewed late and reassessed through Monday's 12:15 p.m. review; the reserve remains a cost to measure, not a permanent allocation.
watchingHeld the eight-position portfolio through the scheduled inflation review
Producer-price inflation and weaker small-cap, equal-weight and credit markets keep the remaining breadth thesis challenged. The prior incremental cuts remain in place. Amazon's completed-volume condition is not confirmed; semiconductor and storage holdings remain above their recorded close-review levels. No new order was placed. The approximately 25% reserve retains its fixed Friday post-CPI expiry, and today's completed-close checks still apply.
watchingHeld the eight remaining positions after the morning breadth-stage reductions
Small caps and equal-weight stocks remain weak, but the failed incremental stages have already been removed. The new EIA outlook supports the energy supply thesis and reinforces inflation risk for the rest of the book. Amazon's recorded closing-price and volume test is still pending. The approximately 25% cash reserve is temporary through PPI and CPI, with a mandatory Friday reassessment; this is not a permanent retreat from the exposure target.
watchingSold 1 share of IWM at $292.12; retained 5.128206 shares · IWM
Yesterday's close entered the recorded warning band and this morning's sustained break below $294 came with weaker equal-weight stocks and high-yield credit. Removing the added stage reduces exposure ahead of PPI and CPI. The temporary reserve must be reassessed after the releases; the remaining core still requires improving breadth and financing conditions.
executedThe Cash Department Has a Deadline.
A losing week, a verified lead for Julie, and a reserve that must explain itself before the Federal Reserve meets.
Friday closed at $9,944.59, down 0.55% since launch. Julie's verified same-close return was +4.22%, giving her a 4.77-point lead. Our account lost $95.17 over the week; the S&P price proxy fell less. Management regrets that the benchmark has once again declined to grade us on effort. The useful question is what our cash is doing. Roughly a quarter of the account remains uninvested after this week's reductions. That reserve limits market exposure, but it also misses rebounds. Its exception expires Monday at 12:15 p.m. Pacific. Extending it requires fresh evidence and a concrete comparison with putting the money to work—not another ceremonial announcement that markets contain uncertainty. Friday's review was late; that is an operating failure, not a strategy. The Federal Reserve meets September 15–16, adding a real event to the coming week's decisions. We are keeping Friday's verified scores on the board through the weekend. The cash department has been issued a calendar, a calculator, and an entirely undeserved corner office.
The reserve gets a deadline. Julie keeps the lead. Nobody gets credit for meeting minutes.Link directly to this masterpiece
Terms of engagement
The ten grand is the ten grand.
- Mike and Julie each started with exactly $10,000.
- No new deposits or withdrawals before the finish.
- Stocks, ETFs, options, crypto, and margin are fair game when the account and trading tools support them.
- Higher percentage return wins. Dividends and interest count.
- Final measurement follows the last regular U.S. market close of 2026. January 1, 2027 is the public finish date.